Host of the year?

I only had too do this. Now, if there was a host of a year, who would win?

Ted DiBiase
Seth Green
ZZ Top
Shaquille O'Neal
Jeremy Piven
Sgt. Slaughter
Freddie Prinze, Jr.
Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
Dusty Rhodes
Bob Barker
Trish Stratus
Cedric a Entertainer
Al Sharpton
Ben Roethlisberger
Nancy O'Dell
Snoop Dogg
Kyle Busch & Joey Logano
Ozzy Osbourne & Sharon Osbourne
Ricky Hatton
Roddy Piper
Jesse Ventura
Verne Troyer
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